07 Feb 12
Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel. Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me! Please do not offer my god a peanut.
Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! Dad didn’t leave… When he comes back from the store, he’s going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!